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What We Do to Help
We Help bring others to the Fold of perfect American slices by do many things. We hope to increase awareness not only of our Lard and Savor, But also his Goals. Maybe you would like to help us!
The Goals of Gouda are our own. Our Goals are: To Fight Undairy Cancers!
To Get Dairy to those in Need!
To Help Dairy Animals be Happier!
To end the Lies Spread by the Evil Salami!
To Return to the Moon of Milk and Honey Nut Cheerios (tm)
AND to END Lactose Intolerance!
END LACTOSE INTOLERANCY!!
Lactose Intolerancy is a much larger problem than you Think! It came about as a foul ploy of the Evil Salami to torment those who Love Cheezus. The Evil Salami is Jealous of the Love Gouda has for all his nippled creations. The Terrible Plague upon humanity is growing out of control to epidemic proportions. Isnt there Anything we can Do?
Yes! Cheezus Performed a Miracle! He created Lactaid and other like products to Fight the terrible lactose intolerancy! Braise the Lard!
We Suggest Donating Lactaid to any who need it! Lactose Intolerancy is Painful! Save our Children's Bowels!
Yes! I want to Join the Fight!
MAIL and ask how you can!
The Ayatollah of Cheezus
www.ayatollahofcheezus.50megs.com
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