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		The Holey One WANTS you to be Happy!!! Cheezus's Main Goal is to make you one with the ALL Creaminess. We ALL have the Dairy within us, that is Why Gouda gave us Nipples. as it is written: "For Gouda So loved the world, he gave his Main Ingrediant to them to Eat and Grow Strong Teeth and Bones" ~Flan, 3:15
	CHEEZUS MELTED FOR YOUR potato SKINS!!!! Yes Its true....The Foul Scemes of the Evil Salami Brought Cheezus, our Lard and Savor onto the french fries, where he was Microwaved. BUT Never Fear! Cheezus melted and was reconfigured into a MORE tastefilled treat! He went through so much just to make you HAPPY. Why do you still not accept Cheezus as your Lard and Savor? He went through all the trouble and all... THe Church Of Cheezus
	The Church of Cheezus We at the Church of Cheezus want to Bring Cheezus Chrust and the Dairy to your Stomachs and Bowels. Cheezus is the ONLY one who can save you from Lactose Intolerancy and Bring you after death to the Cheezian Fields. Only He will come one day and Take his steadfast believers to the Cheese filled Moon of Milk and Honey Nut Cheerios (tm). Why must you taunt us and Blaspheme his Holey Name? You are only hurting yourselves!
	Pray to Cheezus! Let HIM enter your daily life and save you from the pains of digestion! Let him lead you home at night! Let yourself rest peacefully with his protection! Fear not of Osteoporosis and cavities!!! Say the following words, now...with conviction : "OH Creamy One! Will You Be my Lard and Savor for all my life? Please Help me Digest your vitamin D and calcium, Oh Lard! That when I sit upon my toilet, I shall feel no pain!!! That I shall one day be at cream in the Cheezian Fields beside you!!! Accept me as your humble servant, ready to preach to others, to tell them the TRUTH! Save me fromt he LIES of the EVIL SALAMI who has fooled me!Let me Not be Lactose Intolerant, But Filled with your Goodness!" Praying to Cheezus is simple and easy! Once you start, I guarentee your life will be soo much better!
	Miracles! Only Cheezus has the Power to shave you...which is a miracle in itself, you dirty Salami infested Lactose Intolerant one... But Cheezus Forgives! Cheezus, once in your life, will astound you by his power! "Cheezus Will Always Get You Home!" Yes! I want to learn MORE about the Church of Cheezus!